So, I am bored at the beach. Yeh, crazy I know. But its just me and my mom. She doesnt like me going out so I stay in and right now im sitting on my bed watching Reno 911. This gets me wondering what Reno thinks about this show. Wow, what an interesting show.
Here are some of my favorite posts from, "texts from last night.com"
(401): The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
(281): I think about you every night.
(1-281): I'm sorry.
(831): Hey, what are you up to?
(802): Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
(802): Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
(978): Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
(617): Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
(561): You drink too much
(1-561): No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
(631): I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
(401): I don't want you to recite the pledge!
(631): Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Those are the cleaner ones. Sorry I am bored.
Congrats Fall05
You stay classy
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